One for the New Year

*Three little ducks go into a Bar……*

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‘Say, what’s your name?’ the bartender asked the first duck.** **

‘Huey,’ was the reply.** **

‘How’s your day been, Huey?’* *

‘Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else* *could a duck want?’ said Huey.

‘Oh. That’s nice,’ said the bartender. He turned to the second duck,* *’Hi, and what’s your name?’

‘ Dewey ,’ came the answer from duck number two.** **

‘So how’s your day been, Dewey ! ?’ he asked.

‘Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddle s* *all day myself. What else could a duck want?’

The bartender turned to the third duck and said,*
*’So, you must be Louie ?’*

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‘No,’ she said, batting her eyelashes.** **

‘My name is Puddles.’*

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

Please send me a baby brother.

[] Santa wrote back:

“Send me your mother…”

New Nike ad’s for Tiger

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New car for women…

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Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women. They are mixing the Clio and the Taurus, and calling it the “Clitaurus.” It comes in pink, with or without fur on the dash, and the average male thief won’t be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.

Truth behind SA Airlink incidents

The Melting Pot does not profess to be an investigative journalist blog.

Hell we even battle to spell journalist.

But, when I read Roger Foster, claiming “just Bad Luck” in the recent spate of Airlink crashes, my investigative journalism kicks in like a 2010 world cup wining goal.

Lucky for all I am privy to some inside feedback from lots of aircrew staff, whom when outspoken about the incidents are not surprised at all.

Airlink owned by Roger “The Dogger” Foster. I nick name him so, as is there is still some money due to me from this caricature ” creature”.  Many years outstanding. If you believe in Karma you will know that him, along with Airlink are paying Karma debt.

Anyhow back to the facts,  Airlink is the next Nationwide…they are cutting on costs and are pairing inexperienced crew together to suit budgets and not your safety.

The last three incidents (accidents) have not been accounted for,  have a look at them,  3 out of 3 have come from pilot inexperience.

1 anti-icing basic procedures.

2. Shutting down the wrong engine,

3. inexperience crew at george airport.

My advice especially during your World Cup 2010 soccer travels is stay away. As far away as possible.

In conclusion, the money owed can never be repaid, as it becomes irrelevant, peoples lives are worth more than money…

Our South African Golf Handicap – Clowns are at it again.

What a bunch of clowns.

If you are a regular reader of the Melting Pot, you will remember our previous posts regarding NGN the South African golf handicapping monopoly.

Yes, Global handicap’s are better…

NGN have fallen into one of the most basic traps when faced with a little competitor, can you imagine how these clowns react when they actually get some real competition, they will fail…Yes, that’s you two marcel smulders , and paul smulders.

What you going to do? Sue The Melting Pot?

What did they do? Glad you asked: They inadvertently promote the opposition – like it consumes them, that’s because it does. And yes these clowns run your golf handicapping system in SA.

Have a look at the fear ..more fear , and then panic …is this a joke?

Here is who is causing it all..Global Golf Handicaps South Africa .

Yes we Know…

How about the latest ” Tiger Woods Family Portrait “

Safe Hand + Prop-Start Procedures

Safe Hand + Prop-Start Procedures This photo is absolutely incredible… But can you tell what’s wrong with it? Yep, I guess you spotted it, too. Never ever try to Prop-Start an aircraft without first chocking the wheels!! I am sure that caught your eye right away, just like it did mine.

Youtube, twitter and Facebook merger

An announcement today was made that Youtube, Twitter and Facebook will be combining into a single company called YouTwitFace