Tiger Woods jokes have already started

December 1, 2009

*”Crouching Tiger, hidden hydrant”

What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seals?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians.

That?s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree … he couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron. Perhaps Tiger should have used a driver

I find it’s a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can’t see the Woods for the trees.

Tiger’s wife went for him after he scored a birdie.

What was the second worst part of Tiger’s car accident? The police found the driver in the trunk.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

What?s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.


  1. His sex therapist said that he would just have to get hold of himself. Tiger said, ” But Doc, I already do that twice a day>”

  2. 18 women who have had sex with Tiger Woods would be called???

    A Golf Course!

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