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One for the New Year

December 31, 2009

*Three little ducks go into a Bar……*

*
‘Say, what’s your name?’ the bartender asked the first duck.** **

‘Huey,’ was the reply.** **

‘How’s your day been, Huey?’* *

‘Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else* *could a duck want?’ said Huey.

‘Oh. That’s nice,’ said the bartender. He turned to the second duck,* *’Hi, and what’s your name?’

‘ Dewey ,’ came the answer from duck number two.** **

‘So how’s your day been, Dewey ! ?’ he asked.

‘Great. Lovely day. I’ve had a ball too. Been in and out of puddle s* *all day myself. What else could a duck want?’

The bartender turned to the third duck and said,*
*’So, you must be Louie ?’*

*

‘No,’ she said, batting her eyelashes.** **

‘My name is Puddles.’*

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